billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]


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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image


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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles


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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic)


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suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.


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canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex


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